Terrifying - but the show must go on

I don't think I've ever been quite so terrified.

6 out of 10 won't believe the findings!

YOU hear about them reported on the news don't you?

Touching base to keep you in the loop

TODAY, dear readers, I just wanted to touch base with you about the latest bleeding-edge technologies in the blue-sky thinking field of top-down, user-centred, interpersonal solutions.

Dawn of my new age

NOW I may not be Daniel Craig - I lack the six pack - but as you can see dressing up and wearing a little bow tie always puts a smile on my face.

Smoking hot name has my name on it

AS I enjoyed a white wine sprizter the other evening with my friend Lucia, who's tall and glamorous, I looked out to sea and was hit by a wave of depression.

• Ghastly house will be filled with freaks
• Media is used as easy scapegoat
• Given the hands-on celebrity treatment
• Island trip turned into a family affair
• Rats! My schoolboy French failed me
• We waited for the bang that never came
• Drama on and off stage at The Regent
• Old friends are the best
• Sequins and latex to steal the show
• I've taken my bow at Portman Road
• Poor (but very rich) Heather

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