Jarek, Jarek, poo bosh, poo bosh

SCHLEIN ME KANGAROO DOWN SPORT SCHLEIN ME KANGAROO DOWN PUT THE PANTHERS TO BED RORY PUT THE PANTHERS TO BED   DON'T you just love the week before the British GP? I do. Jaybea and the Track Shop crew get air horn crazy, JL has a manicure, Kevin...

Next time Schrammy . . . just knock 'em off

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE BOOM . . . TOWN RATS SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE BOOM . . . TOWN RATS   Tell me why . . . I don't like Monday's. It's all song lyrics on here today. But that's because I'm so hacked off, I've already got myself into...

Bored, bored, bored. Don't bother reading.

LA DE DA DE DAH DE DA. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. On a scale of one to 69, I'm so bored with the lack of Witches action now...

Witches get two points . . . don't they Treacle?

Dear BSPA (British Speedway Promoters' Association). Me and my friends used to go out on a Thursday night to watch speedway at Ipswich's Foxhall Stadium. We'd gulp down a cheeseburger or three, do a few "Who Are Yous" to the opposition riders and give...

Now look who I've upset

I'VE HAD an idea. Well, it's not exactly mine, but my Polish friends' mechanic Docrap. He reckons he could get himself and some mates to take on the Witches on Thursday night in a cycle speedway meeting at Foxhall. See, you thought this posting was...

The Moon Monster texts in . . . what defeat?

(You'll have to hum this a few times, but I KNOW you'll love it.) DUM DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DUM DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE Dooooooooooooooooo. DO THE HUSTLE . . . .   OK, boys and girls. Yes I know you expected to find me in sombre mood today...

Kiss my sea monkeys, Poole lost again

QUESTION: What's funnier . . .  Poole losing at home to Ipswich, or Poole losing at home to Peterbrough? Answer: They are both as hilarious as each other. Ho Ho Ho, the Sun Has Got It's Hat On. Get in their Hansie baby 16 points. Come on you Panthers...

Witches the 2008 champs (aren't they?)

MY mate's boy Inky (he's one of those guys who jumps out at traffic lights in London and will wash your windscreen, is a BIG Swidders fan, and enjoys hundreds of thousands that you put on ice cream) is not very happy right now. And who can blame...