Hans plays with Lotte, Roo Boy's happy again

  ALTOGETHER now, Peter Gabriel and Jeux Sans Frontieres . . . here we go:   HANS play with Lotte, Lotte plays with Jane, Roo Boy leaves the Bees, Roo Boy's happy again JL loses to the SCB, Sacha plays with Britt Bjarne guests for the...

Sorry Big Bobby, no more Mii for you

I AM not going to talk about it, ok? You know, the result last night at the Robbers, sorry Robins and all that. Indeed I am going to try to get through my whole blog without even mentioning it. Do you understand? Yep, I'm like a bear...

Come on JL, give us a twirl

UPTOWN GIRL SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN HER UPTOWN WORLD I BET SHE NEVER HAD A BACKSTREET GUY I BET HER MAMA NEVER TOLD HER WHY . . . . Ahhhh, Billy JOEL, sorry did I say JOEL, I meant Seb Alden, no I didn't I did mean JOEL. God these averages are so confusing...

Hans? Will he, won't he?

WE SLIP AND SLIDE AS WE FALL IN LOVE AND I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET ENOUGH OF   GOD I love Depeche Mode. But love is NOT what I'm feeling right now towards Team GB. Absolute GarBage. A GarBage performane to go with a GarBage name and GarBage...

Kiss me Hamps, I'm all yours

SLAP my thighs and grab my buttocks. Who needs to pay a subscription to those late Sky Movies when you can have Swidders and the Hamp flying round Foxhall, hand in hand, on a last-heat 5-1. Have you ever seen anything like it? Women crying, men hugging,...

Finished with my woman

HERE we go then. BOOM CRAAAASSSSSHER Ready to Rock, Ready to Roll. Grab your partners, come on you Poles! Yep, the "Pull 'em Up, Pull 'em Down" Witches' boys are back on track, and I haven't been more excited since Big Bobby Miskowiak booted Nicki Pedersen...

Sex? Don't even mention it

DON'T mention SEX in my house. Not that type of sex you horrible lot . . . the male sex. You know, Lord Nelson, William Churchill, Tony Blair, Nicki Pedersen . . . that type of sex. "Men, what's the matter with you? You are so full of testosterone...