Swiderski! Your're doing my head in
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POO, pratt, winkle, double cheeseburger, Rupert the Bear.
LOVE YOU RUPERT
Happy days in the garden, me and Wishy on the swing, water fights, dirt bombs . . . and upstairs asleep on my bed. . . little Rupert.
Those were the days . . . JL scoring maximums, the booby boy Witches winning the double, big crowds, cheap burgers.
When no-one had heard of the Swindon Robins, Sky was just that . . . in the clouds . . . and the Witches track shop had a bi-weekly sale.
Good Friday double headers against a team where we could possibly win on their track . . . happy days
Back to reality . . . .
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X-rated, X-rated Witches booby boys.
That's all I can think of to say.
What the hell is wrong with you lot?
Booby boys, what IS the matter?
Sky come to town, JL paints the fence, the girls have pretty umbrellas, even Pete the Start Marshall combs his hair.
And what happens . . . pants, that's want, chequered pants with holes in (sorry Rupert).
Have you lot all won some syndicate lottery jackpot you are not telling us about, so don't need the money?
Pull down the shutters, put out Swidderpuss the cat.
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Picture the Witches dressing room before last night's meeting.
In stomps Nick Heerreeeeeeee Weeeeeeeeeee Gooooooooooo Simmo.
"Right you 'orrible lot, it's Sky tonight. Johnny Endwhistle is ref and that bloke Mike Rossiter, the Robins boss is a pain in the butt when Sky are around.
"Now, make the bloody gate will ya? Kick their butt. Remember what that is Tobes?
"Hamps, what's funny?"
(Hamps giggling away in the corner with Swids).
"Nothing Nick, sorry Mick, sorry Pete, just Swids that's all. He's just done a . . . you know . . a pop noise."
"Oh for God's sake, just start strong, start strong."
Simmo leaves.
Hamps to Swidders, with the Kingmeister looking on: "Have you picked up the Lottery cheque yet?"
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God I feel sorry for . . . me, you, even Bob the Track Man was being told his track was too bumpy.
Bog off the lot of ya moaning, winching Robins.
Welcome to Blunsdon . . the smoothest track in England. Ha, what a laugh that is. It's like a Polish motorway that place.
Still the chairmeister Larry Adams felt sorry for us and fair play to the big man. When's the last flippin' time he got 9 at Foxhall?
I'll tell you what I reckon Sudden Sid Ermolenko was riding then.
Still I taped it. Had to watch it just in case I'd missed something, like a Witches heat advantage.
But no, just the one, or was it two. It was so bad, and Matej Zokar was such a pain.
HOW MANY MORE DAMN RIDERS ARE GOING TO KNOCK WITCHES BOYS INTO THE FENCE AND GET AWAY WITH IT?
What was the Zokar doing in the re-run of heat 15?
Tie me kangaroo down sport, chuck me another Barbie Doll. Are you watching Dale Supermarket Sweep? God man it took 148 replays to exclude Starsky when Fisher chucked himself on the floor. But only 1 to exclude Tobi as he was flung into the fence.
Where's a bottle of Bud when you want one?
Tobes, nice to hear nothing broken, but mate you didn't chuck yourself into the fence did ya? Still no doubt the whistle thought he had a good meeting . . . 2 out of 10.
As for Zokar: "I don't like Foxhall very much," he prattled on with that stupid "I'm taking the peeee" look on his face, after his 4th win.
No Mate and we don't like you very much, so get lost back to Slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwvenia.
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So what about the Pearsmeister and Sid Ermolenko in the Sky box?
I love Sid, could listen to him all day "ride that high line", "wow, look at 'em go"
Fair play to the Pearsmeister, he tried to make Witches fans feel good. He went on and on and on about how good the Witches USED to be and how much bad luck they were having. He mentioned Donkey, JL, and the late great Billy.
But boys, cut to the chase. You should have been saying . . .
"God this lot are crap aren't they Sid?"
"Imagine watching this every week. And how many away victories can you see the Witches getting Sid?”
Generous Sid: "I think they'll pick up a few points on the road."
Rollocks we will. Pass another Fat One.
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Names, names, names.
Poor Old Endwhistle the ref. He forgot everyone's name.
Calling Heerreeeee Weeeeeeee Gooooooooo Simmo, Nick, then Mick, I thought he was going to go for the full house and say Dick or even Pr***
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Still, we'll put it right at Blunsdon on Thursday (ha ha ha).
If I was the Swindon management I'd be making contingency arrangements, as it's going to be a BIG PAY NIGHT.
Put BIG MONEY on Swindon winning well . . am I allowed to say that with all these expenses rows? Oh sod it, I have.
£10k at 1-124 ON! Should make you about £12.
Anyway changes now, changes now.
Where's Herbie when you want him?
My Big Bobby Mii is being restored to its rightful position in Mario Superkarts.
Will it be Gollob? Will it be Holta?
No, but check the latest news, Scottie in the Coventry team AIN’T allowed, so someone’s going to have to go from the Bees aren’t they?
Oh, I forgot this is speedway of course.
Up and down, round and round, all over the pillow, where will it stop?
Come on booby boys, turn the page
THE SEASON STARTS RIGHT HERE.
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So who do you want back in the side? Can we still make the play-offs? Why did Entwhistle think Simmo was called Nick?
Is Rupert the Bear your favourite cartoon character?
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