Nicholls is back . . . Hurrah!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRgtofyvUIA Its gettin hot in here (so hot)So take off all your clothes[woman's voice]I am gettin' So hot, I wanna take my clothes off     HOT, you bet I'm hot.. But I bet I'm not as hot as Emil 'Rocky'...

Bring back Donk, Loobie and JL . . . NOW!

  NO, you can beg all you like, you ain't getting a Bacon song today. Don't care, don't care, don't care, got no hair. I had "I wanna be Bobby's Girl" all lined up and then we go and put on a shambolic performance like that. Hammer Time, more...

Published and be damned speedway fans

IT'S 12 noon and I've now fielded numerous phone calls and e-mails regarding a lack of a Bacon perspective on Wednesday night's meeting between Poole and Lakeside which was shown live on Sky. Apparently I'd have had a field day. However, while Middlo...

Poole and Coventry to say sorry . . . ALERT

I thought love was only true in fairy talesMeant for someone else but not for me.Love was out to get meThat's the way it seemed.Disappointment haunted all my dreams. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts&feature=related   LAUGH. You couldn't...

Chinese whispers . . . so I've heard

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.The weekend comes,My cycle hums,Ready to race to you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLt7clQbBzo   HAPPY Days, happy days, Fonzie and the crew. It's the BSPA signature...

Swiderski! Your're doing my head in

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLrMLPHJ7iI&feature=related         POO, pratt, winkle, double cheeseburger, Rupert the Bear.   LOVE YOU RUPERT Happy days in the garden, me and Wishy on the swing,...

Hans, Scottie, Swidders and the rant

When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who could really blame you (who could...

Don't disturb Kroner, JL's paying

It's a thief in the nightTo come and grab youIt can creep up inside youAnd consume youA disease of the mindIt can control youIt's too close for comfort http://new.music.yahoo.com/Rihanna/videos/view/Disturbia--159484907   DISTURBIA, oh how disturbed...

But Jarek oh Jarek, just sue 'em

Does he wash up? Never wash upDoes he clean up? No, he never cleans upDoes he brush up? Never brushed upHe does nothing the boy does nothing(Repeat chorus)   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn9lLnVurYI     WASH  up, wash up....

12 points behind . . . so what?

Call me immatureCall me a poserI'd love to spread manure in your bed of rosesDon't want to be richDon't want to be famousBut I'd really hate to have the same name as you(You silly moo) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxHcx7FO8nI   OH my God....

Stripping . . Grand Prix style

Naughty boys in nasty schools Headmasters breaking all the rules Having fun and playing fools Smashing up the woodwork tools All the teachers in the pub Passing 'round the ready-rub Trying not to think of when The lunch-time bell will ring again. ...

Poker Face, nice one Swiderski

Can't read my,Can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(she’s got me like nobody)Can't read myCan't read myNo he can't read my poker face(she’s got me like nobody) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuUieuT8QMo   I LOVE poker me. The game of bluff....

Rip their heads off . . . like an Egyptian

ALL the cops in the donut shop say Ay oh, whey oh,, ay oh, whey oh Walk like an Egyptian - DONK!Walk like an Egyptian http://clipshack.com/Clip.aspx?key=65143F523EF415C0     EGYPTIAN? Are you kidding. They don't celebrate Easter in Egypt like...

And you fink you're wet?

She bangs, she bangsAl mirala, she moves, she movesMe enloquece cuando bailaCamina, no puedo parar Esa mujer me va a matar http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1b84z_ricky-martin-she-bangs_music     HOLA! Oh yes, we're all in Europe now you...

Pass me the iPhone, Starsky's off again

STRANGE. You think I'm strange? Get out of here, there's nothing strange about me. You take the Witches, now they are strange. Why? . . . oh forget it.     Found myself in a strange townThough I've only been here for three weeks nowIve...