Will the X-Factor go Wham tonight?

There are dark rumours that tonight's show will see the sickly six tackle the songs of Wham and George Michael. If that's true then it should be unwatchable television! It will be the talentless tackling the turgid. Let's face it Wham and George Michael epitomised everything bad about bland 80s pap. Michael's subsequent career has been a total mystery - how can a musical pygmy who has never written or performed a decent song still be regarded as a superstar? Frankly we'd probably have more fun if we watched the X-Factor contestants performing Andrew Ridgley's greatest hits! So I won't be watching. I won't be caring. And I'll be concentrating on the events at the Casualty Department of Holby General.